My Favorite Fangs

The Story of the Von Trapp Family Vampires by Alan Goldsher

  • Published: Sep 15, 2020

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE... WITH THE SOUND OF SUCKING Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and she's also a bloodthirsty vampire.When Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested abbey where she's been residing for the past... read more

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Details of My Favorite Fangs

Exact title of the book
My Favorite Fangs
Book author
Alan Goldsher
ISBN
9781250011534
Publisher
St. Martin's Publishing Group
Published
Aug 07, 2012
Language
English
Format
PDF, FB2, EPUB, MOBI
Pages
304
File size (in PDF)
2736 kB

Some brief overview of book

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE... WITH THE SOUND OF SUCKING Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and she's also a bloodthirsty vampire.

When Maria is kicked out of the zombie-infested abbey where she's been residing for the past 612 years, she's forced to take care of the family Von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline or vampirification. After Maria turns the Von Trapp children into children of the night and marries the Von Trapp patriarch, the family seems destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But the Nazi Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers.

And Maria will have to do everything in her powersupernatural or otherwiseto save her vampire brood. Sixteen going on seventeen members of our legal team have instructed us to tell you, even though it should be obvious, that My Favorite Fangs was not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in the creation or production of The Sound of Music film, or any version of the stage musical. That seventeenth wouldn't take our call because he was too busy drinking his teaa drink with jam and breadto weigh in.

About author

GOLDSHER is the author of eleven books, including the acclaimed Beatleshorrorhumor remix novel Paul Is Undead The British Zombie Invasion. As a ghostwriter, he has collaborated with numerous celebrities and public figures. Alan lives and writes in Chicago.

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